You wondering if you’re about to be exposed or what?
Yeah… I’m going to tell you the truth whether you want to hear or not, but you clicking this link probably shows your willingness to learn about those people on this same earth that we are in who do not need to Fastcharge.
Here we go…
#1 Do you live in the Kalahari Desert?
As long as you live in a civilized world with access to electricity, water, gas and pay all this utility bills every month, then you most probably own a phone. At the least I know you have to drop a phone number with the companies providing you this service through which they could reach you when needed. So don’t lie! You need a Fast charging Cable.
#2 You using a Nokia 3310?
The last time I checked, Nokia 3310 requires a pin hole like charger to charge. Also, last time I checked, Picharge only produces the only 3 charging port used by 99 in every 100 mobile devices in the world, of course which doesn’t include your 3310. I mean… who still uses a 3310?
However, I’m not going to blame you if you still use one, but I can assure that you’re missing out on a lot and I am not going to say more than that.
#3 You charging your phone with a Desktop?
My bro, no just worry ehn. I understand that your situation is a strong one and I won’t question you further. Angela must sha not know of your sorriful situation. Here’s a tip… buy an iphone Picharge cable and hang it around your neck whenever you’re walking around your street to do prayer-walk. It’ll act as a rosary to always remind you to table your predicament before God cos you need a S-m-a-r-t-p-h-o-n-e.
#4 Is your phone tacked with a Rubber band?
Chaaii… you don’t mean it oo. The last time I checked even Itel already started making their phones with inbuilt batteries. Unless I’m not thinking well, please tell me which Smartphone…. Smartphone o! that still needs to be held together with a rubber band because the battery is falling off?
Please just throw it away because even JSS2 student will not accept that as a gift from you.
#5 Are you not seeing this blogpost?
Beeni, shey you dey see am? Okay… shey you don buy wetin we dey sell?
And you think say the soap wey dem cut for you go work? Lailai! So long as you want to enjoy charging in 45min and want a replacement if anything happens to your cable within 13 months… Gbam! You’re at the right place.
I hope with this few points of mine, I have been able to convince and not confuse you that you need a Picharge Cable.
Ooya talk to my chairman.